Looks Like the Accents Don't Matter

This isn't the same commercial I referenced on the show tonight with the horrible Scottish announcer. Yet, even the stock American sounding announcer is mailing in his presentations by the end of the commercial. His first few attempts go well and devolve rapidly by the end of the spot. Have a listen:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WihGXC4uZQM

Or a slightly different version with the bad Scottish accent (the video comments pretty much nail it):