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Saturday, November 29, 2014

2014 Week #13

So Jason and I go from singing Kumbaya and joining hands while agreeing on most of our picks lately to wildly disagreeing this week, including all three of the Thanksgiving games and all three of our highlight games.  I guess when we diverge, we really diverge.  Here are our picks for Week 13, which see us different on eight Sunday games, not even including the Turkey Day results:

Fav Spread Dog Final Dre Jay
Thanksgiving
DET (7-4) 7    Chi (5-6) Det 34-17 Det Chi
DAL (8-3) 3    Phi (8-3) Phi 33-10 Phi Dal
Thanksgiving Nite
SF (7-4) Sea (7-4) Sea 19-3 SF Sea
Sunday
IND (7-4) 10    Wash (3-8) Wash Wash
HOU (5-6) Tenn (2-9) Hou Tenn
BUF (6-5) Cle (7-4) Buf Cle
BAL (7-4) SD (7-4) Bal Bal
NYG (3-8) JACK (1-10) Jack NY
Cin (7-3-1) TB (2-9) Cin Cin
STL (4-7) 7    Oak (1-10) StL Oak
PIT (7-4) 4    NO (4-7) Pit Pit
MIN (4-7) Car (3-7-1) Car Min
Ariz (9-2) ATL (4-7) Ariz Atl
GB (8-3) 3    NE (9-2) GB NE
Sun. Nite
Den (8-3) 1    KC (7-4) KC Den
Mon. Nite
Mia (6-5) 7    NYJ (2-9) Mia Mia


All of our thoughts and observations, including our aftershow chat about Thanksgiving and horror movies, can be heard here:

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/inmuchlessdetail/2014/11/30/nfl-2014-week-13

Friday, November 21, 2014

2014 Week #12

We come to the 3rd quarter of the season all knotted up thanks to the Raiders getting their first home win on Thursday night over Kansas City.  Jason and I are back to our old disagreeing ways with seven games against each other this coming Sunday and Monday, so barring a push, someone's taking the lead after this weekend, and maybe a big one.  And some of our disagreements are major ones, like we're not even in the same ballpark disagreements.  Listen to our podcast to hear those discussions and an aftershow centered around stories of our video game contests:

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/inmuchlessdetail/2014/11/22/nfl-2014-week-12

Now on to our picks for Week 12:

Fav Spread Dog Final Dre Jay
Thu. Nite
KC (7-3) OAK (0-10) Oak 24-20 Oak KC
Sunday
ATL (4-6) 3    Cle (6-4) Cle Cle
PHI (7-3) 11    Tenn (2-8) Tenn Phi
NE (8-2) 7    Det (7-3) NE NE
GB (7-3) MIN (4-6) GB Min
IND (6-4) 14    Jack (1-9) Ind Ind
HOU (5-5) 2    Cin (6-3-1) Hou Hou
CHI (4-6) TB (2-8) TB Chi
SEA (6-4) Ariz (9-1) Sea Sea
SD (6-4) 5    StL (4-6) StL SD
DEN (7-3) 7    Mia (6-4) Mia Den
SF (6-4) Wash (3-7) SF Wash
Sun. Nite
Dal (7-3) NYG (3-7) Dal Dal
Mon. Nite
Buf (5-5) NYJ (2-8) Detroit, MI Buf NY
NO (4-6) 3    Bal (6-4) NO NO

Wednesday, November 19, 2014

2014 Week 11: Leftovers

A few thoughts that I didn't express on our podcast Tuesday night:


  • New England used an uptempo offense in their bitch-slapping of the Colts Sunday night, and two things were notable about it:  1, the fact that they were that in sync after a bye week impressed me because they didn't display any of the rust that I feared would build up, and 2, it was a much more in-control uptempo than what Mark Sanchez and Chip Kelly attempted in Green Bay.  Going uptempo is perfectly fine, unless you don't have a great grasp of or that much experience in the offense.  Then it looks sloppy and primitive, like you have no business doing that, like what Philly displayed.  I'll always point out when a team screws the pooch not running the ball on a short-yardage situation, though, and Tom Brady checked out of a run on 3rd-and-1 before the half and promptly threw a pick to Mike Adams, setting up an Indy TD and drawing them to within four points.  If the Colts didn't get gashed by RB Jonas Gray all night (and splashed in a 39-yard wide-open pass for Shane Vereen on a play where three fucking defenders followed Julian Edelman underneath on a crossing route), that Brady decision could have been costly.  Oh, and Rob Gronkowski is not human.
  • Anyone who doesn't agree with me on my "Eli Manning is no longer a starting NFL QB" stance, please go watch the film of his five INTs and see how far they were from their intended receiver (like five yards on at least three of them), and then look at his declining numbers over the past several years, and then go eat a dick.  Thank you.
  • Yes, Mike Evans and Josh McCown get credit for shredding the Washington D, but can someone explain to me why LB Perry Riley was trying to run 40 yards downfield as apparently the assigned defender for Evans on one of his TD catches?  I've never liked Jim Haslett, so I'm biased, but on the other hand, how many times this year have you seen a team's #1 WR being covered 40 yards downfield by a linebacker?  I can't remember any besides this one.  And it may have been rust or the Tampa-2 or he's not the player he used to be, but Robert Griffin III looked like he never played football before.  That locker room seems to be getting more restless by the day, including the coach.
  • Even that sad Atlanta defense couldn't cough the game all the way up to Carolina.  They gave it the old college try, though.  They let a hobbled Cam Newton fling bombs into the end zone until someone caught a couple of them, and then the Panthers had a game-winning FG lined up, but Graham Gano missed from 46.  And the Falcons survive, and they take 1st place.  Yay.
  • Had to chuckle at the Seahawks down 24-20 in the 4th at Kansas City electing to go for it on 4th-and-goal at the 1 and...throwing it???  As terrible as they've been throwing lately?  As effective running as Marshawn Lynch and Russell Wilson have been lately?  Darrell Bevell has built a sterling reputation, but that play call stunk out loud, even if it would have worked.  Sometimes people get too clever for their own good.
  • Jason and I missed the subject of Adrian Peterson being suspended for the rest of the year by Roger "Fidel" Goodell, but I don't have much to say on the topic.  It very well may be unfair, there very well may be a strong case that Peterson can make for being harshly punished.  I don't care.  I have a blind spot having been beaten by my father for years, so if you want to dismiss my opinion as partisan bullshit, fine, but I have no objection to any punishment given to a guy who would do that to his child or any child.  Put a tire around his neck and douse him with gasoline and do the whole world a favor, as far as I'm concerned.  Besides, as Dan Le Batard smartly pointed out in a Tweet:  "Abuse of power by authority? Making up own too-harsh discipline rules? Punishing the helpless? Seeking contrition? Who am I? AP or Goodell?"


Week 12 Records--Dre & Jay 5-9, .357
YTD Records--Dre 78-78-5, .500; Jay 79-77-5, .506

Friday, November 14, 2014

2014 Week #11

Another week, another round of Jason and I agreeing way too much on our picks.  But hey, we are both over .500 for the season ATS, so if we're seeing eye to eye and having success, we should just go with it.  The worst would be if we were agreeing a lot and shitting the bed with our picks.  Here is Week 11, which again sees us different on only four games:

Fav Spread Dog Final Dre Jay
Thu. Nite
MIA (5-4) 6    Buf (5-4) Mia 22-9 Buf Buf
Sunday
CHI (3-6) Min (4-5) Min Chi
CLE (6-3) Hou (4-5) Cle Cle
KC (6-3) Sea (6-3) KC KC
Atl (3-6) 1    CAR (3-6-1) Atl Atl
NO (4-5) Cin (5-3-1) NO Cin
WASH (3-6) TB (1-8) TB TB
Den (7-2) 9    STL (3-6) Den Den
SF (5-4) NYG (3-6) SF NY
SD (5-4) 10½ Oak (0-9) SD SD
GB (6-3) 5    Phi (7-2) GB Phi
ARIZ (8-1) 1    Det (7-2) Det Det
Sun. Nite
IND (6-3) 3    NE (7-2) Ind Ind
Mon. Nite
Pit (6-4) 6    TENN (2-7) Pit Pit


All of our thoughts and observations, including aftershow chatter about animals in the road and housing appraisals, can be heard here:
http://www.blogtalkradio.com/inmuchlessdetail/2014/11/15/nfl-2014-week-11

Friday, November 7, 2014

2014 Week #10

Jason and I are starting to see a little too much eye-to-eye.  It's good that we're enjoying success in our picks this year, but now we're agreeing way too often.  Last week we only differed on three picks, and this week it's four.  It's really difficult to catch up to him if we keep making the same picks, but maybe that's his secret plan all along.  Here are our selections for Week 10:

Fav Spread Dog Final Dre Jay
Thu. Nite
CIN (5-2-1) Cle (5-3) Cle 24-3 Cin Cin
Sunday
KC (5-3) 1    BUF (5-3) KC Buf
DET (6-2) Mia (5-3) Mia Mia
Dal (6-3) Jack (1-8) London, ENG Jack Dal
NO (4-4) SF (4-4) NO NO
BAL (5-4) 10    Tenn (2-6) Bal Tenn
Pit (6-3) NYJ (1-8) Pit Pit
Atl (2-6) TB (1-7) Atl Atl
Den (6-2) 10½ OAK (0-8) Den Den
ARIZ (7-1) StL (3-5) StL StL
SEA (5-3) 8    NYG (3-5) Sea Sea
Sun. Nite
GB (5-3) 7    Chi (3-5) GB Chi
Mon. Nite
PHI (6-2) 7    Car (3-5-1) Car Car


All of our thoughts and observations can be heard on this week's podcast:  http://www.blogtalkradio.com/inmuchlessdetail/2014/11/08/nfl-2014-week-10

And in the aftershow, we start out with no topics and wind up discussing old computers and burglaries.  Fun times!

Wednesday, November 5, 2014

2014 Week 9: Leftovers

Some additional thoughts and observations that I didn't get to on our recap show:


  • I said that San Diego could use a bye this week because their team isn't young and the old players need a break.  Maybe the coaches do too.  Dennis Allen Mike McCoy made a very bad choice on their first drive at Miami:  The drive stalled in FG range at the 22 and on 4th-and-1 Allen not only chose to go for it and ignore the 3-0 lead, but he chose to run Branden Oliver, who may be talented but is still running behind a line gaining a rancid 3.1 yards per carry coming into the game against a Dolphins team giving up 4.1 yards per run.  The result was a stuffing and a turnover.  What the hell was Allen thinking?  This is sometimes what happens when a team is successful early and loses their way--cooler heads don't prevail, and panic moves are made.  That was one of the worst.  San Diego wouldn't score the entire game, and that really set the tone.  Oh, and that Ryan Tannehill read-option shit will get popped against good defenses, but he can get away with it for now.
  • Hmmm...Kansas City is playing against the New York Jets, the team behind the Buttfumble, and TE Anthony Fasano catches a deflected pass for a TD while on his ass.  So the Chiefs create the Buttcatch.  (That sounds really gay, so forget I said that.)  But this happens against the Jets on the same day that the creator of the Buttfumble, Total Fraud, takes the field in an emergency for the Eagles and leads them to an impressive victory.  There's some kind of cosmic force working there, but I'm not bright enough to figure it out, so I guess I have to chalk it up to weird coincidence.  As for the Michael Vick Experiment, well...uh...hey, he threw for a high percentage!
  • Speaking of Philadelphia, call me Mr. Obvious, but Total Fraud may have extended success if LeSean McCoy is back to his old tricks.  He was an overlooked large piece of the Eagles' unlikely win after Nick Foles was driven out of the game.  Shady McCoy is going to be leaned on big time the rest of this season.  Let's see if he can carry the weight.
  • I'd like to ascribe some sort of frigid weather factor to Peyton Manning as a way to explain the Denver blowout loss in New England, but Peyton played a good game save for a couple of key mistakes.  I still think the Broncos are going to win the Super Bowl.  I realize there's a damn good chance they will have to come back to Foxborough in order to do that, but I'm confident.  I'll give Tom Brady and Bill Belichick credit for pouncing a very good team.  They earned that victory.  I loved how Brady smelled blood after Peyton's INT to Rob Ninkovich--one run play, then all passes including the go-ahead TD, 13-7 Pats, and no looking back.  New England actually may be getting a bye at the worst time.
  • Finally, I had a list of possible teams to look out for the FedEx Mail-It-In Team that I meant to run by Jason.  They include the Jets, who sport a very good rush attack, with or without Vick, and an excellent run defense, but may not care anymore with all the QB shenanigans; the Buccaneers, who have QB troubles of their own and a Tampa-2 defense that they're clearly not grasping; the Raiders, who are just letting their rookie QB fling it around in lieu of any kind of running attack and as a result have no wins; and, unfortunately, the Bears, who come back from a bye with a losing record, a coach who doesn't appear to have the ability to put a foot in someone's ass and fire up his squad, and team leaders who have agendas and would rather play politics than actually lead and rally the team.  That situation could get very ugly fairly soon.
Week 9 Records--Dre & Jay 8-4-1, .667
YTD Records--Dre 67-62-5, .519; Jay 70-59-5, .543

Tuesday, November 4, 2014

Week 9 QuickCap

We didn't pick up any ground on each other this week after going 1-1-1 in our three versus games, but we did manage to pad our season stats and percentages with dual 8-4-1's.

Some thoughts on the weekends action:


  • We predicted that Pittsburgh would cover, even though there was NO WAY Big Ben would throw another six touchdowns. Well, he did do just that en route to a drubbing of the Ravens on Sunday Night. I still have a hard time believing in this Steeler team, the same team that almost lost to the Browns twice (still losing one) and losing to Tampa Fucking Bay. I'll chalk this up as a hot team peaking waaaayyyyy too soon.
  • The Patriots predictably throttled the Broncos Sunday afternoon, making me wonder how in the hell Denver was FAVORED going in to the game? We wondered about this during the live show Saturday night, and I'm still wondering.
  • As long as Andy Dalton is at the helm for the Bengals, BOTH teams are in the game!
  • The Vikings are not impressive at 4-5. but they are sporting an underestimated defense and Teddy Bridgewater looks exactly like a rookie QB should: great in flashes, and hideous in others. This isn't a team destined for greatness this season, but they have proven tough at home as well as tough against inferior opponents. They could play spoiler if a team takes them lightly.
  • Speaking of taking lightly, how about the San Francisco 49ers shitting the bed at home against the Rams? It doesn't matter to me if Kaepernick crossed the goal line or not on the final, ill-fated snap of a 13-10 loss, there was no reason the Niners should have been in a position to lose this game at all. Sure, it will be easy to second guess not kicking a field goal to send the game to overtime, but all that is secondary to how shitty the Niners played the entire game. It took a penalty assisted drive to even get them in position for the goal line attempts, and instead of taking the gift and playing the extra period, Coach Insane thought he'd channel Riverboat Ron and lost. Badly.
  • We might make fun of how fiery and passionatey guys like Brandon Marshall and Dez Bryant can be at time, but you know what? The New York Giants could use a couple guys like that. The offensive effort the Giants put forth on Monday Night was an insult to both offense and effort. The Giant receivers dropped everything in sight in the first half, while the defense did its best to keep the Colts in shouting distance. I can't but help wonder if the Giants fans are as sick of the "aw-shucks" face Eli Manning seems to permanently be wearing as I am? The team needs a leader, and it is clearing lacking one.
  • If Chip Kelly can get the Eagles wins, and to the postseason, with Mark "Total Fraud" Sanchez running his high octane offense, then start fitting Kelly for his HOF jacket.
  • Tony Romo might have earned himself a couple of pity MVP votes after seeing the Cowboys offense under Brandon Weeden. Jerry Jones must be wishing he had Kyle Orton back.
  • Despite Dres best efforts, the Arizona Cardinals just keep winning. Sure, they beat a hapless Cowboys offense that didn't score its first offensive touchdown until garbage time, but this is what good teams do. We'll see if Dre qualifies the Cards as a good, maybe even very good, team yet.
  • Looks like my call about the Chargers feeling like Paper Champions was way off. After losing 37-0 at Miami, they don't feel like paper champions, they are.
  • Brian Hoyer has the Browns 5-3, and they won two of three in this recent stretch of very winnable games. So why does this weeks matchup at Cincinnati feel like his Waterloo?
We'll spend 45 seconds talking about Thursdays game and the rest of the hour recapping Week 9 tonight at 9pm on the IMLD podcast.

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Saturday, November 1, 2014

2014 Week #9

Our Halloween edition of the podcast was much fun, enhanced by a little spooky background music by Bach.  Go listen to us ham it up and chat about our picks at this link:  http://www.blogtalkradio.com/inmuchlessdetail/2014/11/02/nfl-2014-week-9
And here are our picks, where Jay and I differ on only three games, although it will be four if Dallas starts Tony Romo at QB instead of Brandon Weeden, changing Jason's contingency pick from Arizona to the Cowboys:

Fav Spread Dog Final Dre Jay
Thu. Nite
NO (3-4) CAR (3-4-1) NO 28-10 NO NO
Sunday
CLE (4-3) 7    TB (1-6) TB TB
DAL (6-2) Ariz (6-1) Ariz Ariz?
Phi (5-2) HOU (4-4) Hou Hou
KC (4-3) NYJ (1-7) KC KC
CIN (4-2-1) 10    Jack (1-7) Jack Cin
MIA (4-3) SD (5-3) Mia Mia
MIN (3-5) Pk Wash (3-5) Wash Min
SF (4-3) 10    StL (2-5) SF SF
Den (6-1) 3    NE (6-2) NE NE
SEA (4-3) 14    Oak (0-7) Sea Sea
Sun. Nite
Bal (5-3) PIT (5-3) Pit Pit
Mon. Nite
Ind (5-3) 3    NYG (3-4) Ind NY