Scott Norwood

Scott Norwood
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Tuesday, January 4, 2011

2010-11 What I Learned About Each Team In One Sentence

Cowboys--Tremendous WR talent will continue to be wasted without defensive upgrades.
Eagles--Will Vick keep getting mashed next year, or will Coach Reid go back to QB Musical Chairs?
Giants--Coach and QB lose composure under pressure, no return to the Super Bowl until that changes.
Redskins--Complete joke of a franchise from top to bottom with no improvement in sight.
Bears--If they ever find a GM to give Cutler some receivers and blockers, offense could keep up with talented defense.
Lions--Keep stockpiling high draft picks, and they may put it all together soon.
Packers--How good would offense be with an o-line and consistent running?
Vikings--Their choice this offseason is to find a decent QB or decide not to contend for the next five years.
Falcons--Are they ready to win it now, or will defensive shortcomings delay their ascent?
Panthers--Need offensive overhaul to allow them to complement good defense.
Saints--Champs can be inconsistent on offense, will need veteran D to make plays again to have a shot at repeat.
Buccaneers--Future's bright on offense, but will go nowhere without major upgrades on D-line and LB corps.
Cardinals--Like Vikings, either bring in McNabb or another decent signal caller or choose to suck hard for a long time.
Rams--46 sacks show where team strength is, but they can't contend without WRs.
49ers--Get a real coach and choose a fucking QB and then get back to me.
Seahawks--Worst playoff team evah isn't good at anything but isn't horrible either, making it nearly impossible to guess what their biggest need is.
Bills--Not a great squad, but biggest hole is clearly their league-worst rush defense.
Dolphins--How the fuck do you go 1-7 at home but 6-2 on the road???
Patriots--League's scariest offense has a young D growing up (league-best 4 pick-6s) and high draft picks coming.
Jets--Most entertaining organization will try to win with above-average defense and scared-shitless QB.
Ravens--They go absolutely nowhere unless Ray Rice is rushing like a housewife on Black Friday.
Bengals--Carson Palmer and Cedric Benson have lost their fastballs, no return to the playoffs unless those two positions are upgraded.
Browns--Think they have something at QB with Colt McCoy, but subpar pass attack only gets worse if RB Peyton Hillis doesn't repeat career year.
Steelers--Toughest defense in football may have to watch helplessly as QB Big Ben holds ball way too long and takes playoff hopes down with him.
Texans--New stud RB Arian Foster can't play in the secondary, so they can't contend until they improve league's worst pass defense.
Colts--Veteran squad can't be discounted as long as Peyton Manning is QB and Robert Mathis and Dwight Freeney lead speed pass rush.
Jaguars--Looked like a high school team running option plays and trying to mask bad passing game and atrocious defense.
Titans--Probably need to shitcan QB Vince Young and coach Jeff Fisher and reboot the whole damn thing.
Broncos--It will take a while to dig out from Josh McDaniels and his reign of terror and horrible personnel decisions.
Chiefs--Raw talent on both sides of the ball could use a smarter head coach to realize its full potential.
Raiders--Need better WRs and stability at QB, but appear to be prepared to kick anyone's ass while running the ball for the next few years.
Chargers--Maybe they'll try to win from the start of the season in order to avoid having #1 offense and defense and missing the playoffs as they did this year.

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