Scott Norwood

Scott Norwood
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Wednesday, January 4, 2012

2011-12 What I Learned About Each Team In One Sentence

Cowboys--They need a new GM to find the right people that will do the things that their superstars can't to win games.
Eagles--Expectations and injuries derailed their season, but they showed what they can do late.
Giants--Can become a title contender again if they get healthy on defense and upgrade the running backs and o-line.
Redskins--Quick start made some people excited, then they totally lost their way with bad decisions such as The John Beck Experience.
Bears--The new general manager better discover some good receivers and blockers, or else there will be a new coach at the end of next year.
Lions--Angriest, dirtiest team is making a notorious name for itself, which takes focus off of their all-world WR and developing QB.
Packers--Ushered in a new era of the NFL, for no defense this shitty has authored a record this excellent.
Vikings--They're missing so many vital pieces to a winning organization that the new coach had no chance this year and none going forward.
Falcons--Seems like they're making small improvements, but the QB can be a liability in big moments.
Panthers--Big plays against, big plays for, and back and forth they shall go until the D can be rebuilt.
Saints--Unstoppable in Louisiana, mortal anywhere else.
Buccaneers--If QB Freeman has started to regress, they're going to be awful for a long time.
Cardinals--Kings of Mediocrity can surprise a good team any day, can lose to a bad team any day.
Rams--Impossible to know if QB Bradford has regressed because they have perhaps the league's worst WR corps.
49ers--I hate the way that offense is built, but the D is fun to watch.
Seahawks--Their defense is young and improving, so any time they want to find a real QB and contend, go right ahead.
Bills--Can't compete until they fix holes in the defense, and only then can they address if Fitzpatrick is the right fit at QB.
Dolphins--Congrats on starting to win at home and playing better overall, now let's find a good coach who can teach consistency.
Patriots--Cannot win a title with league's worst defense no matter how great QB Brady is performing.
Jets--How long can they keep competing with such a one-sided team?
Ravens--The bad losses make you lose all confidence, but if RB Rice can carry the offense, they can win any game.
Bengals--Love to watch the collection of Polynesians stuff the run, but they need more on offense besides Dalton-to-Green.
Browns--I don't believe in Colt McCoy at all at QB, but he has no weapons, so it doesn't matter who's throwing the rock.
Steelers--Cannot win the title because so much of their scoring comes from QB Roethlisberger staying upright and mobile and making plays, and he ain't mobile right now.
Texans--Great to see them come into their own this year, but what bad timing to lose their franchise QB before the playoffs.
Colts--Amazing lack of ability to do anything right for the first three months of the season will result in The Andrew Luck Era starting at the draft.
Jaguars--Not all rookie QBs given the keys know how to keep it on the road.
Titans--Impressive last effort at relevance made by QB Hasselbeck, but I think the team gains more by placing Locker as QB next year.
Broncos--Only by the grace of a nauseating division does this team make the playoffs with the worst starting QB in the league.
Chiefs--Get rid of retard coach Haley, start winning football games--amazing how that works.
Raiders--Offense can compete, but defense has to get healthy and younger.
Chargers--It became obvious that as QB Rivers goes, so goes the whole team, so if he and his receivers are healthy next year, watch them contend once again.

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