Week 8 ATS Recap: Won't Get Fooled Again

So, in the spirit of our lame David Caruso one-liners, complete with sound effects, here's some recaps in the spirit of CSI: Miami. I couldn't come up with riffs all on my own for every game, so some of these are gonna be usual comments, in much less detail of course.

You know the drill: setup, put on and/or take off your sunglasses, then deliver the knockout line follwed by the Who scream from "Won't Get Fooled Again."
This should be fun!

• Rams 31, Saints 21 - Both losers - It looks like Steven Jackson (take off shades) did the marching in....YEEEAHHHHHHHHHH


• Giants 20, Dolphins 17 - Jason winner, Dre loser - The Giants had the luck today (put on shades) but Miami may have all the Luck tomorrow....YEEEAHHHHHHHHH


• Ravens 30, Cardinals 27 - Dre winner, Jason loser - Today, Rice (take off shades) didn't go with the red Beanies at all....YEEEAHHHHHHHHH


• Vikings 24, Panthers 21 - Both losers - Cam Newton continued to tear up defenses, but the Vikings showed balance for the second straight week as Andy Dalton did enough to eke out a win. How bad can Donovan McNabb feel, he lost his job this year to rookie after losing a job last year to a guy that can't even beat out John Beck. I seriously do laugh every time I say or type "John Beck."


• Titans 27, Colts 10 - Jason winner, Dre loser - Dre may have picked Indy to win the game (put on shades) but at least he didn't pick them to win the division... YEEEAHHHHHHHHH


• Texans 24, Jaguars 14 - Both winners - Jacksonville (put on shades) you've got a problem....YEEEAHHHHHHHH


• Lions 45, Broncos 10 - Dre winner, Jason loser - It looks like Tebow (take off shades) found his Pontius Pilate....YEEEAHHHHHHHHH


• Bills 23, Redskins 0 - Both winners - I guess Beck (put on shades) really is a loser, baby....YEEEAHHHHHHHHHHH


• Bengals 34, Seahawaks 12 - Both winners - Cincinnati is 5-2 by virtue of a very favorable schedule in the first half. With 4 games left with Pittsburgh and Baltimore as well as a tilt against the Texans, I guess we'll see if the Bungles are contenders or not. This still feels like an 8 win team sitting at home in January.


• Niners 20, Browns 10 - Jason winner, Dre loser - The 49ers are 4 games clear of the next team in their division, and still have 5 games left against the shitbags in the NFC West. For a team that changed nothing but the coach, San Fran looks like a mortal lock to make the playoffs. I called that a couple weeks ago, and nothing has changed my mind yet.


• Steelers 25, Patriots 17 - Dre winner, Jason loser - Rob Gronkowski was the most productive Patriot (put on shades) maybe they all need to give their jerseys to porn stars....YEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH


• Eagles 34, Cowboys 7 - Both losers - LeSean (take off shades) IS the real McCoy....YEEEAHHHHHHHHHH


• Chiefs 23, Chargers 20 (OT) - Both winners - I'd say Rivers (put on shades) is up a creek....YEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

We had WAY too much fun with that last week.